I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
via sodamnrelatable
hawt hawt
Andrew and I ;)))
i just got wet
Fucking LOL. Fell for every single one
so my dad told me there was something for me as an apology for the status above.
i go into the kitchen & see a box of wonderful cookies!
right? WRONG. i open the fucking box & my dad drew a freaking troll face & put it inside an EMPTY box.BITCH WHAT THE FUCK.
What a boss.
parenting: you’re doing it right.
it alternates slapping hands when you look at the face but when you look at the hand that’s not moving.. ONLY ONE HAND SLAPS.
yup. sup life.