I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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Confessions of a Sheep Lover
hawt hawt
Andrew and I ;)))
i just got wet
Fucking LOL. Fell for every single one
so my dad told me there was something for me as an apology for the status above.
i go into the kitchen & see a box of wonderful cookies!
right? WRONG. i open the fucking box & my dad drew a freaking troll face & put it inside an EMPTY box.BITCH WHAT THE FUCK.
What a boss.
parenting: you’re doing it right.
I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS.
it alternates slapping hands when you look at the face but when you look at the hand that’s not moving.. ONLY ONE HAND SLAPS.
yup. sup life.
